Apple To Reinvent iPhone

BrianB (1822 days ago)

the onionApple is hard at work building for a replacement for their recently announced device, the revolutionary Apple iPhone. Steve Jobs is confident on Apple’s new venture: “We looked at [the iPhone's] innovative user interface, the paradigm-shifting voicemail, the best-in-class mobile browser, and we realized we could make all that seem ridiculously outdated by the time the product becomes available to customers in June.”

Job calls it “Reinventing the iPhone” and adds, “When the second-generation iPhone comes out this fall, we want iPhone users to feel not just jealous, but downright foolish for owning such laughably primitive technology.”

So advanced is the iPhone killer that in fact it won’t need to be compatible with any external device, including the Mac.

Reported by The Onion.

Story stolen from Gizmodo, who observes the Palm sponsorship on the page.

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