Now you can be on Myspace 24/7.

Some people spend 10+ hours a day on Myspace, and I think they have a little problem.

If you’re not sure what Myspace.com is, you are probably my grandmother.

If you are excited about the prospect of a Myspace cell phone, you might want to look into a 12 step program for internet/Myspace addiction.

There is nothing wrong with being on Myspace. It’s actually a great way to keep track of friends who are scattered all over the country. Some people use it for dating. I use it to communicate to people in my life I would rather not actually speak to, or give my email address to, like co-workers, randoms I’ve met at bars and future ex-girl/boyfriends.

The problems with Myspace are many, and are all over the news lately.
Pedophiles are using it to pick up seven-year-olds, teenagers are getting hacked to bits by creepy Myspace dudes, and college campuses are banning the sight because traffic to Myspace.com is clogging network bandwidth.

Now, thanks to Helio LLC, and South Korea Telecom, Myspace users are going to have a cell phone (called The Kickflip) designed specifically for uploading pictures, leaving comments, listening to tunes, picking up chicks and what ever else kids are doing these days on Myspace.