Beer Pouring Robot

File this one under Etc.

I know this has nothing to do with cell phones, but I’m going to try to make it relevant: If you have use for a cell phone, you have use for a beer pouring robot.

Asahi is running a promotion where they will send you a fully-stocked beer pouring robot, quaintly named Asahi, if you collect 36 seals from specially marked Asahi bottles.

Asahi will store and chill six cans of beer, and two mugs in his tummy. All you have to do is push a button, and Asahi will pour your beer, with a perfect head, every time.

Thank you Asahi, you have eliminated my need to procreate.

Some witty writer over at Gizmodo commented: “Now if I could only teach it to make me a sandwich and cuddle.”
If it made sandwiches, cuddled and vibrated, I would never leave the house.

Well, I’d love to write more, but I’ve got 36 bottles of Asahi to drink.